Coyote Tracks

I’ve been angry about this, I admit. I used the word “harassment” in one message to you. (I’m pretty sure I used the word “fucking” at least once by now, too. I apologize.) But at this point, you guys are so unresponsive it’s just fucking (oops!) funny. Seriously, I’m never going to work for you, or with you, or through you. I hope I’ll never work near you. I may ask future employers if they’ve ever tried to use you, and walk out of interviews if they say “yes.” Unless they follow it up with “…but it was the weirdest thing, we never heard from them!” at which point we will both laugh heartily and do Jäger shots together.

Hilarious. The note I wish I’d had the guts to send many, many times.